Ain't nobody got time for that

It's a Friday afternoon, and I left my Danish class 1.5 hours early to attend a meeting about opening a small business in Denmark. The chain came off the bike and I was going to arrive late, with hands and a bright pink rain coat and a beautiful wool scarf all covered in thick black bike grease. So you know what I did? I locked my bike up, walked to the library and spent 5 minutes cleansing my hands of grease. I will reschedule the meeting.

Ain't nobody got time for that.